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Still Life with Black Card
The Watch Has No Hands
Last Call
Carry-On
Battery Low
Gold Bar, Melting
Inheritance
The Lemon
Do Not Disturb
Regrets Only
House of Ash
The Fly

The other Specie houses

The Hoard
Proof of Wealth
Robber Baron
Trust Fund
The Complication: the history of the watch, in plates

Specie, a house of satirical painting

Vanitas paints the trophies of now as the Dutch painted theirs in the 1600s. Every brand on the table is invented, and every canvas is a giclée print, numbered out of 25.

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